Thursday, June 24, 2004

pardon me

A decade ago I never though I would be 23 on the verge of spontaneous combustion
woe is me.

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Battle Cry

Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the icy wasteland! It is Nicholas Perreault, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars gutterally:

"I'm going to hump you until you bleed puke!!"

Stalking through the icy wasteland, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Tanya Corbin! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the sun burns out, then steal your lederhosen!"

Zang! Who is that, skulking on the mountains! It is Jessica Klasson, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

Lo! Who is that, skulking along the desert! It is Tavius Marshall, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you backwards in time, and hijack your momma's airplane!"